“24 Hilarious Wine Quotes to Raise Your Glass and Laugh”
Wine has been a part of human culture for thousands of years, inspiring poets, artists, and writers alike. It is a symbol of celebration, relaxation, and good times. Here are 24 funny wine quotes that will make you laugh and appreciate the drink even more:
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” — W.C. Fields
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” — Benjamin Franklin
“I don’t always drink wine, but when I do, I prefer do it with friends.” — Unknown
“Wine a little, laugh a lot.” — Unknown
“I’m not always a fan of drinking, but when I am, I prefer wine.” — Unknown
“Wine is not just a drink, it’s a conversation starter.” — Unknown
“Wine is not drunk, it is sipped and savored.” — Unknown
“Wine improves with age, the older I get, the better I like it.” — Unknown
“Wine is like duct tape, it fixes everything.” — Unknown
“I have a drinking problem, I can’t find my wine glass.” — Unknown
“Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes everything.” — Unknown
“A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” — Louis Pasteur
“Wine is the answer, what was the question?” — Unknown
“Wine is not just a drink, it’s a journey.” — Unknown
“Wine is my spirit animal.” — Unknown
“Wine not?” — Unknown
“Wine is the duct tape of the heart.” — Unknown
“Wine is just a complicated blend of grapes and magic.” — Unknown
“I’m not a wine expert, I’m just a girl who loves wine.” — Unknown
“Wine is like love, it’s just better with age.” — Unknown
“I don’t always drink wine, but when I do, I drink it in bulk.” — Unknown
“Wine is the only thing that lets me sigh with pleasure and shift my complexion.” — Unknown
“Wine is always the answer, even if you don’t know the question.” — Unknown
“Wine not enjoy a glass (or bottle) with me?” — Unknown
Whether you are a wine connoisseur or simply enjoy a glass now and then, these funny wine quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So, grab a glass and raise a toast to the drink that has been bringing people together for centuries.
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